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Airbus der AUA (Austrian Airlines) landet in MUC II. Der Pilot steigt in die Eisen was er nur kann und bringt das Flugzeug gerade noch so vor dem Ende der Runway zum stehen.
Sagt er zum Copiloten:
"So ein Scheiss-Airport! So eine kurze Landebahn ist mir ja noch nie untergekommen."
Der Copilot schaut links und recht aus den Cockpit-Fenstern und meint:
"Na ja, dafür ist sie mindestens 4 km breit..."